HUD Lady

HUD Lady is the receptionist at HUD, who is always seen through frosted glass and is always unwilling to give Thurgood what he wants. In spite of her unwillingness to help Thurgood do his job, she's surprisingly friendly with Muriel and willingly grants Thurgood's requests after hearing them from Muriel. Her catchphrase is "Next!" which she says at the end of most sentences directed at Thurgood. She's referred to as LaShawnda by the postman. She has two children, a son named Chevron and a daughter named Lasagna, as well as a sister named Latrine. She embodies the stereotype of faceless, underfunded and uncaring bureaucracy upon which HUD residents depend for supplies and guidance.